Happy 304th Birthday Bob Dylan

JAY-KAY, he’s not 304; he’s only 71. He does not look it, though, that little rascal. All those cool-looking cigarettes sure do age a guy into a crypt monster. But let’s pretend he’s… Read More →

How do you solve a problem like John Mayer?

I don’t think I’ve written about John Mayer in a while because I’ve been too ashamed to admit to liking him. It’s a cycle. In 9th grade I would sit in my closet… Read More →

One Direction keeps me forever young and not creepy at all

I WOULD JUST LIKE TO FULLY ADMIT THAT I AM IN LOVE WITH THE LITTLEST ONE DIRECTIONER, HARRY STYLES. THERE. MY SOUL FEELS LIGHTER ALREADY. Oh good, he looks like an infant. It’s… Read More →

I watched Tiny Furniture and it was fine

I guess the title of the post says it all. The only reason I watched this is because Netflix’s new-ish setup is ANNOYING – in trying to simply read the plot for Tiny… Read More →

Why moms are saints

Since Mother’s Day is coming up I thought I’d make a little mom post so I can talk about how great my mom is. TBH, I don’t know how moms do it. Especially… Read More →